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119. Man I feel like shit.

Overnight my nose has turned into a never ending snot tap. My pockets are full of damp bogey filled tissues. It’s disgusting. I swear this happens to me every year; as soon as the weather changes, my body gives up on me.

My head is throbbing from the complete lack of sleep I got. Half of the night my nose was blocked and I had the attractive task of sleeping with my mouth open. The other half of the time my nose was dribbling so I had a bogey moustache.

You know how dentists have suction machine things to collect your spit, I desperately wanted one for my nose. I don’t care if it makes me look like Zoidberg. Alternatively somebody needs to invent a nose bib and shut up it’s not the same thing as a tissue.

Talking of tissues. I’ve used so many that my nose has turned red. I probably shouldn’t have used kitchen towels.

Ehhhhh. I hate being ill.

Over and Out!

19. The Mandatory Snow Post

ER MAH GAWD it’s snowingggg. Yes ladies and gentleman, it is that lovely time of the year again when white clumps of freezing water fall from the sky and accumulate on the ground so that I may lie down and make snow angels! There is absolutely something about snow that just turns everyone into 5 year old children. I just can’t help it. I’ve have GOT to taint fresh snow with my footprints. My hand just ITCHES to collect some snow and chuck it some poor unsuspecting person. I just HAVE to go outside and risk hypothermia to make a snowman.

Today was no exception. I had my M3T thing again today so I had to go visit a school. When I left the house, it wasn’t snowing and like an absolute idiot, I decided to wear my flats. Yeah I had to waddle the entire way home because my shoes had zero grip and my feet essentially felt like blocks of ice. Aliya 0. Nature 1.

Winter Wonderland

Winter Wonderland

Aliya the red-nosed human had a very shiny noseee

Aliya the red-nosed human had a very shiny noseee

  God in the above picture, it actually looks like my hat is made of ice!